This evening while I was being adorable and slinging beers, I caught a story on Campbell Brown that a dealership in Michigan is giving free AK-47s to purchasers of new trucks. One lonely man on my left, one on my right. I threw my hands in the air and made incredulous noises. “AN AK 47?!?! What could you possibly DO with an AK 47? Who NEEDS an AK 47?!”
Man on right says, “Uhh, you DON’T.”
Man on left says, “Oh, that’s for when they come to repossess your truck.”
AND THEN I NEVER STOPPED LAUGHING.
