January 31, 2009 at 7:10 pm (Uncategorized)

OMG guys I’m famous on the internet.

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  1. unreliable narrator said,

    January 31, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    HAHAHAHA that is so much better than being witty and awkward. You’re a doll!

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  2. anatomyofadress said,

    January 31, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Wait, who says I’m not awkward?

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  3. ihatedanger said,

    January 31, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    I really, really admire ALL waitstaff, but ESPECIALLY good waitstaff. It seems so difficult. Remembering all of that stuff AND being charming AND nice AND not tripping and spilling stuff everywhere? Man! You rock!

    & thanks for getting back to me so fast re: I Ching stuff. I will get on that pronto.

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  4. d said,

    February 1, 2009 at 12:36 am

    I was a good waitress/I could hold eight drinks

    –Louise Gluck

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  5. unreliable narrator said,

    February 1, 2009 at 12:42 am

    I was a terrible waitress / so I started to write songs

    (ani difranco)

    I’m reminded simultaneously of a) a trick we used to do cocktailing where you slot the bottoms of as many wineglasses into the fingers of one hand as possible? I think I did 32 once, and b) the time I poured an entire pitcher of Pepsi down a woman’s backless dress. Iced Pepsi.

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  6. hjartas said,

    February 1, 2009 at 7:15 am

    that’s awesome.

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